No, not really. I could be 30-0 and we’d still be losing.– When asked if having a losing record this year bothered him.
Not really. I’ve been playing this World of Warcraft game.– On if he was worrying about winning the Cy Young during the ‘09 offseason.
I probably believed in Santa when I was 12 still, but not completely. I didn’t...
There would usually be one big present a year. The one I can really remember was...– he’s tough to shop for, that Zack Greinke…
My grandma got me like the worst sweater ever, and my parents made me wear it...– Zack Greinke: apparently unaware that he is one of those “really nerdy kids”.
There were no cuss words. I don’t ever say cuss words, so I didn’t...– on what he said to the home plate umpire to get himself ejected from the bench, during a game in 2009.
None. Sorry. It might’ve backtracked me because I was so miserable over...– when asked how much pitching in Puerto Rico for a winter early in his career helped him.
There’s nobody else like him. He throws 93-mph sinkers and cutters, and he...– re: Roy Halladay
I really don’t think that’s the case. I really don’t....– when asked if it’s cool to be responsible for selling out games on the nights he pitches.
The Royals stuck with me. I’m glad they did. I probably tried to get...– on the Royals’ handling of his off-field issues.
Uh, no. I don’t care. Actually, I haven’t thought about it.– when asked if it was “cool” that he made his first All-Star team, in 2009.
I like the guacamole. Now, I don’t really love the guacamole. So I get it when I...– re: what he eats when he goes to Chipotle.
The main point of everything is I spent my whole life trying to be the best...
Their PR department promotes the game like it’s a club and not a baseball...– re: playing in Tampa Bay.
Because none of the White Sox guys like me. So I was hoping that he’d recognize...– re: meeting President Obama at the 2009 All-Star Game. I don’t know.
From the 2009 All-Star Game, when asked which NL...
Zack: Maybe Chipper Jones. Is he here? I'm not even paying attention.
Reporter: No, he's not here.
Zack: He's not even here? Well, he would've been my favorite to face, if he was. Why isn't he, have you heard?
Reporter: Well, the National League third basemen are David Wright and Ryan Zimmerman.
Zack: Is Chipper doing good? Why isn't he here?
Reporter: He's having a good year, just maybe not as good as those other guys.
Zack: He should be here. That doesn't even make any sense. It's like, I'll vote Jeter in for the All-Star game the rest of his career, because you have to. He's Jeter. And I'll vote Chipper Jones in.
I would say it’s pretty good, because usually there’s someone that I...– from 2008, re: the rotation
Restaurant customer: Hey, you’re Zack Greinke, right?
Greinke: *looks at him for a second, points at a short, fat Hispanic man next to him* No. That’s Zack Greinke.
I did the standard walk around a lake. I should have done it at home, told her...– re: how he proposed to Emily
Everybody was mad at me for only throwing fastballs and change-ups. So I threw...
I’d say the average person wouldn’t eat a Chipotle burrito and still do his...
I was like, ‘Crawford? Are you serious?’ But he got a base hit, so it’s...– re: Carl Crawford pinch-hitting for him at the 2009 All-Star Game